sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

(via voice-of-tartarus)

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peterrabbit:


THERES NOTHING I DISLIKE ABOUT THIS PHOTO

peterrabbit:

THERES NOTHING I DISLIKE ABOUT THIS PHOTO

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

(Source: Mashable, via travelingbynightfury)

thefuzzydave:

beatnikdaddio:

phyllis stalnaker.  weedhead, tramp.

GET YOUR FREAK ON PHYLLIS

thefuzzydave:

beatnikdaddio:

phyllis stalnaker.
weedhead, tramp.

GET YOUR FREAK ON PHYLLIS

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wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

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nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

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fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

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klavierr:

py-bun:

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bishck ifunut

IMLAUGHINGSOHARD.

ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM

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