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Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.

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stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

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rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

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nedcans:

jean-luc-gohard:

You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.

And now, the weather.

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strider-inquire:

strider-inquire:

ok but why is there such a stigma amongst straight guys on taking a girl wearing a suit to homecoming or prom? like have you seen a cute girl in a nice suit?

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if you think a guy dating a girl is gay then boy do i have some news for you

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annabellioncourt:

floozys:

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I AM CRYING

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